G.I. Joe: The Review and... the Musical?

I had a really hard time watching the GI Joe movie. I mean REALLY hard time. I actually fell asleep during the entire "accelator suit" scene in Paris. When I awoke, I was disappointed that the movie was not over. That's how hard of a time I had. That's rough. Like 40 Hell's Angels with baseball bats vs 1 Grandma in a wheelchair rough.

Now I'm a big fan of GI Joe. I'm talking Orca big. I read the comics. I love the animated movie. I owned all the toys as a kid. GI Joe is one of the coolest franchises I've ever seen. Good stuff man. So you can imagine my disappointment when the credits rolled. The movie made me feel how Zartan must feel at a costume party: lost in a crowd where all my coolest attributes are being drowned by a sea of poorly constructed clones. It was bad. I'm talking Orca bad.

But while digging around on the tuber, I came across this recently filmed music video that was not only better than the movie, it also reminded me why I love GI JOE. Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be highly entertained for the next 3 and half minutes: